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Recs [07 Dec 2009|06:15pm] snegurochka_lee [ mood | impressed ] Moar recs. For those keeping track, these two completely blew my mind and are both going on my list of stories to put in the vault to be stored for all time. Yes, really. They are that good. His Father's Son by rickey_a (Albus Severus/Scorpius, Draco, NC-17, 7K) Scorpius Malfoy tries to find his own way in the world. Okay, so, first of all, you can't tell a single thing from that header, really, which is not the author's fault. I sympathise, to which any of you who might have read my Albus genfic last month could attest. "Al wakes up and has a nice day," or whatever the summary was, doesn't tell you a goddamned thing. But in that case, I hope it was evident by the end why the summary couldn't really be any more specific. Same applies here. It's nearly impossible to review this story without giving away the farm. At heart, it's a lovely teenage romance story between Al and Scorpius. Underneath a few layers, it's also a slightly unsettling Malfoy family drama. Underneath a few more, it's an incredibly clever play on all the elements that make the Potterverse so compelling in the first place: the magic, and all that entails. This story eventually takes one crucial scene from canon and flips it completely on its head. You will never read that scene the same way again. You might not ever read these characters in any other fic the same way again. I don't think I will. This universe is now the only one I can see for them. It's astonishing how Rickey did it, really. Absolutely stunning, in terms of narrative construction, in terms of characterisation, and in terms of a plot that could not be more brilliant. I'm being vague, I know, but trust me. It's an unbelievably well-crafted story. Damn, I can't even use one of the tags I want, without spoiling it! :) Give Chase by Anon at hd_holidays (Harry/Draco, NC-17: EWE, some D/s, bondage, 6K) All Draco knows is that he can’t stop running. I just. I can't even. *flail* The sheer originality of this fic is amazing in itself. I've never seen anything like it. It plays on every Potter/Malfoy rivalry you can think of, especially Auror/suspect, and crafts an ongoing game of CHASE as the basis for a slowly evolving D/s relationship. Like, running through the streets kind of chase. Maggie mentioned her running kink in reviewing this fic, and yeah. Seriously. The action sequences are incredibly well written, and that cannot be easy. By the time you finish it, you'll be panting yourself, charged with adrenaline and ready to take off down that alley once more to try to get away. It's exhilarating. Both men are wonderfully characterised, but the way we see Harry from Draco's POV especially got under my skin and tugged hard. “Malfoy.” The hairs on the back of Draco’s neck stood on end. “Why the fuck do you run when you know I’ll catch you?” al;ksjdfl;askdfjl;askdf. Fresh and original and hot like burning and tense and adrenaline-fuelled, and just, wow. Amazing story. Read? Liked? Think I'm on crack but read and liked something else instead? Either way, go on and leave a bit of feedback for a hard-working author or artist today! post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Fleur-de-Lis (Lucius/Harry) [07 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leni_jess From: An Amazing Member! Title: Fleur-de-Lis Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Harry Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, hair kink Other Warnings: None Word Count: ~4,000 Summary/Description: When he'd left the Manor five years earlier, Harry hadn't planned to return. He'd only dreamt of it. Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, mystery prompter. I hope this story makes at least some of your kinky dreams come true. Thanks to my betas: M, F, and R. ( Fleur-de-Lis ) 11 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: You're As Sane As I Am (George/Luna) [07 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ceria From: A Magnificent Member! Title: You're As Sane As I Am Characters/Pairings: George/Luna (with Fred. Sort of) Rating: R Kinks/Themes Included: Blindfolds (Prompt: Invisible) Other Warnings: Voyeurism, if you squint. Sort of a strange take on the afterlife, inspired by the movie Always Word Count: 3513 Summary/Description: George has been waiting nearly two years for his brother's ghost to make an appearance. It took someone like Luna Lovegood to show him that he never really left. Author's Notes: Wow. This got way heavier than I planned. I hope it is what you had in mind, dear recipient. Big thanks to my beta, who is all things wonderful and knows who she is. ( You're as sane as I am... ) 2 comments|post comment

Will the last man at the part wish me a happy new year... [06 Dec 2009|07:35pm] cluegirl We did the Troy Victorian Stroll today. Most of the snow was still around from yesterday, but the air was in the 40's, and there was hardly any wind at all, so it was just lovely. Dominus wore his dragoon's uniform, and I, in deference to the snow on the ground, elected to wear my riding habit, which I can kilt up out of danger's way in the back, over the green walking dress, which simply WILL drag in back, no matter what I do to it. Both of the aforementioned choices involve bustle, which I just love for this event, since I am almost always the only lady on the street who's IN one, as opposed to wearing either a hoop, or just in a long skirt, and a shawled coat. I am a vain Catt. You all knew this. Actually, now I think about it, I haven't ever seen another lady dressed in a bustle gown in any year I've gone to it. This year we did see some more period military men though. We had a Confederate officer, who looked quite sharp, and exchanged ironic hat-tips with Dominus as they passed, and a couple of saillors, both of whom were a bit too busy with their food to notice the 'foreign invader' on their streets. We did walk past an excellently done Uncle Sam though, and he gave us a pointed cough and a wink. Oh, that was amusing as well. We found ourselves hungry, cashless, and unwilling to fight the heaving throngs inside any of the downtown bistros or cafes, so we went hunting for an ATM, and the first one we found was for Bank of America... so there stood Dominus, dressed as a British Dragoon, getting cash at the Bank of America ATM. There were several passers-by who found the irony just as entertaining as we did. We stood for innumerable photos, but as neither of us had brought anything in which to stash a camera, we never did get anybody to take a picture FOR us. ( Next year's costume WILL include a bloody reticule, I swear it!) We did wind up our stroll at the Photo Center, where Lady Ostapeck had an exhibit up, and there we spent a nice half hour chatting about our clothes, and whatnot. (Somehow this involved me flipping up my skirts to show off the fact that I'd a properly made bustle, not just a pillow tied to my arse. Don't ask me just how, Lady Ostapeck is rather a force of nature, and talking with her is a matter of hanging on with teeth and toenails and enjoying the whirlwind tour of nonsequiturland. I hope to be something like her when I grow up, at least as far as charm and interest goes.) Finally, we decided that it was time for biology to put an end to the lovely afternoon. (Since the idea of trying to squeeze the bustle into a public loo, let alone trying to get all the underclothes beneath it out of danger was somewhat more ambitious than I felt up to. I figured if I was going to half to get half undressed, I didn't want to do it in public, and not have anybody to help me put things right again. And so now here we sit in our jammies, listening to OPHM, (Other People's Holiday Music) and digesting a nice meal of roast chicken, and beetroot risotto. Dominus is scanning negatives, and I am picking away at Tempus Fugitive, and in all, it's been a wonderful weekend. How was yours then? post comment

Kinky Kristmas Art: Heal (Pansy/Ginny) [06 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: venturous From: An Amazing Member! Title: Heal Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: body art, ritual sex Other Warnings: None ( Heal [NWS Art!] ) 25 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: If You Can't Stand the Heat... (Ron/Hermione) [06 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: doveypoo From: A Mysterious Member! Title: If You Can't Stand the Heat... Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Wall!Sex, Oral Other Warnings: None Word Count: 4,367 Summary/Description: Hermione worries that her marriage has grown too routine. Author's Notes: My prompt was "ice". I hope this is what you had in mind. Thank you, E and J for the beta work. ( If You Can't Stand the Heat… ) 12 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Knock On My Door (Ron/Lavender) [05 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: luvscharlie From: A Witty Watcher! Title: Knock On My Door Characters/Pairings: Ron/Lavender, background Ron/Hermione Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, stolen kisses, Christmas alone Other Warnings: None Word Count: 3,435 Summary/Description: As Ron's relationship with Hermione has its ups and downs, Lavender finds her heart broken over and over again. Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta, H. ( The only things I see are loneliness and emptiness and an unlit Christmas tree. ) 14 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Be Too Careful (George/Lee) [05 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ozma_katiebell From: A Wicked Watcher! Title: Never Be Too Careful Characters/Pairings: George/Lee Rating: NC-billionty Kinks/Themes Included: Toys, sounding, restraints Word Count: 2500 +/- Summary/Description: He liked to call it 'product testing'. So did Lee. That way they could pretend without pretending. Angelina called it 'making damn sure', but she left them to it. Author's Notes: Happy Crimmas, person! Thanks to mah seekrit beta. ( Never Be Too Careful ) 16 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Working Late (Harry/Draco) [05 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: twilightsorcery From: A Wicked Watcher! Title: Working Late Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco; reference to Harry/Ginny and Draco/Astoria Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Semi-Public Sex Other Warnings: None Word Count: 1,700 Summary/Description: It was always the same excuse Author's Notes: Thank you to F and N, who did the eleventh hour betas and held my hand. ( Working Late ) 16 comments|post comment

People Unclear on the Concept. [05 Dec 2009|10:51am] cluegirl So there's this site that's got me rolling my eyes and gritting my teeth today. It's touting a Shub-Niggurath Solstice Sacrifice, and asking people to donate to the altruistic charity Heifer.org, in order to procure the goat which they intend to sacrifice to Shub-Niggurath, (Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young, Empress of Madness, and also entirely made-up by HP Lovecraft and his buddies,) As a witch, I call major shenanigans here. I don't care if you're making sacrifice to something that isn't real -- there are plenty of hungry beasts out there which will be more than happy to suck down what you're offering up, and to step into the thoughtform you're providing. Every force evolves a form, and this force you asshats are giving lip service to wanting to see is going to be ENTIRELY not what you thought you wanted once it follows you home! As a human with ethics, I call major shenanigans here. Heifer.org was created to help people who are STARVING. People who have no resources, and who need such basics in order not to fucking die. I don't care if you're tired of hearing Christmas Carols, and of not being able to find a place to park at the mall, what you are doing is actually taking help and sustenance away from someone who actually DOES need it. All because you're in a pissy mood and feeling a bit scroogeley? Grow the FUCK UP, sunshine! You need to go hungry a LOT, if you think that joke is fucking funny. As a person who has READ Lovecraft, I call major shenanigans here. Okay, moron, here's Lovecraft's Unspoken Law #1 -- The acolytes who do the summoning ARE the offerings, NOT the apperitif that's tied to the altar. THAT life force just opens the door; it's YOUR life force that tempts the entity to come through it. You're invoking a God of Madness, and expecting gratitude? Forebearance toward you? That she wouldn't reach for the first meal to hand -- YOU, -- and make a bite size crunchy of your mind, soul, and/or bodyparts? You don't invoke what you cannot banish. Anyone who's read even a single fantasy novel has grasped that concept. Except you, apparently. Ghod, some people just need to be knocked down... (No, I am not going to share the URL. I don't want to encourage traffic to this site, not even as a joke. We could wind up with Shub Niggurath running for President in 2012 on the HyperConservative ticket, on the winds of that kind of humour... Oh wait... nevermind.) 4 comments|post comment

Recs [05 Dec 2009|09:59am] snegurochka_lee [ mood | cheerful ] Savage by Anon at hd_holidays (Harry/Draco, NC-17: some violence, 19K) In a post-war world that lives in fear and ignorance of werewolves, Draco Malfoy has taken every step to keep his condition hidden. When the delicate balance of his life shatters in a single moment, it is Harry Potter alone standing in his defence. ALERT: H/D HAS WEREWOLF FIC. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS. a;lskdjf. Remus fen all over my flist, if you don't actively hate H/D, head on over and check out this fic. (Er- and everyone else, too). :) It does all the things I love about werewolf fic and then some, and it does it with Draco as the werewolf. It's canon-compliant, completely plausible in the universe it establishes (oh hi, Greyback skulking around Malfoy Manor during the war, RIGHT?), and the sex scenes are hot as hell. There is also a wonderful scene between Draco and 10-year-old Teddy, who is also a werewolf (which is very nicely explained), a fantastic OC in the Ministry, and one Harry freaking Potter who works for werewolf rights and is all about saving the world again, and just, a;slkdjf. Fantastic story. The Distraction of Attraction by Anon at bestmates_xmas (Harry/Ron, NC-17, 6K or so) Harry discovers the perfection of Ron's derriere. Looking for some lighter fare? Oh my God, I was stuffing my fist into my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at this one. Wonderful characterisations of Harry, Ron and Hermione as they try to complete an Auror-training assignment that features one irritating catch, courtesy their instructor: they all have been hexed with a distraction to keep them from completing the task. Harry's is... Ron's arse. *dying* This is a terrifically well-constructed fic, plot-wise, in addition to just being funny and cute and awesome. :) Winter's Day by Anon at ficadron (Ron/Draco, PG-13, 2K) Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. Short and incredibly lovely, this fic gives us a brief glimpse of one cold winter day as Ron and Draco work through an unnamed problem in their relationship. Not really a conversion fic, if you don't believe they'd ever be together in the first place, but an incredibly touching look at what must be a difficult relationship, if you do. :) One Step by Anon at ficadron (Ron/Draco, NC-17: AU, past abuse that is heavily implied as sexual as well as physical, 13K) My summary: Bill and Fleur both turned to look sharply at him. "It's all right," Ron said quickly, not wanting his brother to think that he had put him and Fleur - or their home - purposefully in danger. "He's not armed. He hasn't got a wand. He… he's defected. I think. At least, that's what he told me." Gah, I didn't even know about this fest until yesterday, and then was doing recsletter stuff and fell in love with two stories from it. a;lksj. :) This is completely different from the fic above, but just as well-written and compelling. It's a bit AU from DH, but also fits very well into canon. Set after Ron leaves Harry and Hermione, it supposes that he finds a recently-escaped Draco in the forest and brings him to Shell Cottage to recover. The banter between them is some of the best I've seen for this pairing, tbh: harsh, horrible insults, but also a shared sense of camaraderie, and just, yeah. Incredibly well done. The ending is terrific, too. Also! Remember how I was talking about Kinky Kristmas at daily_deviant the other day, and how I'd put prompts in and stuff? I've already got two fics out of it! *dances* Give Her What She Wants by Anon at daily_deviant (Draco/Hermione, NC-17: BDSM, 4K) Hermione missed out on the dinner party because she was otherwise occupied, since Draco gave her exactly what she wanted and more. So, I was writing for hd_career_fair and fell a bit in love with the idea of Dom!Draco, and then this prompt happened. :D I have a soft spot for filthy Draco het, what can I say. Don't judge! :) Smoking hot fic, this is, with some great work with exhibitionism and voyeurism and nnnrf, the relationship between Draco and Hermione is amazing. And the ending melted my little heart. :) What is Right by Anon at daily_deviant (Harry/Scorpius, NC-17: infidelity, 5K) While looking for Albus, Harry learns something about his son’s best friend he was probably better off not knowing. Infidelity!fic win! I love this pairing for that theme, I really do. Here, Harry and Scorpius are on a road trip together, locked in small motel rooms, and really, they're only human. What do you expect to happen?! :) *swats Harry* Don't look so surprised. The kid is fit, okay? :D But it's not all PWP; there is a nice bit of angst to it, and Scorpius, bless him, will surprise you a little bit. Wonderful story. Thank you, my mystery authors! Remember for all of these, or anything else you read/view and enjoy, a little comment telling the creator you liked it is the best gift this holiday season. :) I am off to put up my Christmas tree now!!!! ♥ post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Galleon and a Good Time (Percy/Ginny) [04 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: thilia From: A Wicked Watcher! Title:A Galleon and a Good Time Characters/Pairings: Percy/Ginny Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Chan, incest, mild intoxication Other Warnings: Smarminess. Did I mention chan? Very very chan? 1993 chan? Word Count: 2398 Summary/Description: In which butterbeer is consumed, Christmas cards are read, and Ginny knows just how she'd like to spend a Christmas Eve with her brother. Author's Notes: Sorry, I couldn't work in the sexy Santa outfit, but it pretty much wrote itself in one fevered sitting and will bear no costume-checks. I hope you enjoy it in any case! ( Percy has just about had it with Family Traditions. ) 13 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Idle Threat (Severus/Sirius/Regulus) [04 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ariadneelda From: A Marvelous Member! Title: Idle Threat Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Regulus, Severus/Sirius/Regulus Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Included: Angry sex, dub-which-is-more-like-non-con, angst, darkness Other Warnings: incest (obviously), humiliation Word Count: ~4400 Summary/Description: Severus finds Sirius and Regulus doing something brothers should not be doing, and exacts payment for his silence. Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who did her usual great job. Giftee – I hope you meant it about dark, because... yeah. ( Idle Threat ) 13 comments|post comment

Aww, man! [04 Dec 2009|11:24am] cluegirl * Have just realized that, in the event that Vajra the Desktop is unrecoverable from the Black Screen Of Death, while I will have saved all my music, video, and story files on the D drive we removed before sending the case over to the Temple if the Digirati for Exorcism and a Sound Beating, I'll still lose my gorramn playlists again! I still haven't rebuilt those damned things from the LAST time the drive with iTunes on it went tits up, and some of those playlists are thousands of songs long, too! I'm NEVER gonna remember what-all's in there, and that also means that I won't be able to synch my iPod until I manually print off every playlist on it, so I'll stand a chance at recreating them later. Again. *SIGH*! * Okay, so this is me, holding my breath and hoping that the Exorcism and Sound Beating will come through, and my poor old, beleagured C drive can be saved from the Abyss. * Also, I am seriously missing the ability to play music on my computer and have a decent speaker response. Argentyne sounds like arse, and my speaker set is too complex to just plug into her wee little ports and boost. So I predict a lot of time with my earbuds on in the near future... * Some relative stranger, or friend of a friend added me on facebook, and is apparently just now getting a vague idea of just what a liberal socialist intellectual opinionated not shutting up bitch I actually am. He's about to learn how much data and personal experience I can pull in behind my opinions, as well, if he doesn't decide to stop pushing from his privilege platform and accept my offer of detente. Makes me wonder just what he thought he was adding there, or if he looked past the boobs in my userpic, and noticed the red hair. * Thanks to winterthunder, I have begun to practice EFT, and have found it a definite benefit. Like any energy work, the key lies in subtlety of approach, and in patience and persistence -- humans have lost a lot of their delicacy when it comes to energy manipulation, and so it's easy to completely overshoot, or miss the target if one works in haste, or in distraction, but still. I can see how this treatment could be readily improved with aura visualization, and basic reiki practices, and it jives completely with how I know body/mind energy to actually work, through my own life experiences. So I'm not surprised to be seeing results. Surprised, no, but definitely relieved. And my lifelong pet Dementor is going to take some weeks of tapping to dismantle and send packing, but it's really nice to have a non-chemical weapon in my arsenal against it for once. * Troy Victorian Stroll is this weekend. I am rapidly losing my will not to spend the next three days sewing something. This could be bad... in the really good way. But I think I probablly wouldn't get very far on that without music to nudge me along, now I think on it. Again, with the headphones. Hope the phone doesn't ring! It's really tempting to think I can get my green and blue sarcenet jacket finished in time for this weekend... really tempting indeed. * Still getting nowhere on the contractor front, alas. The latest guy wanted three times what the hysterically overbuilding guy wanted, to do a tenth of the work. I think what's going to have to happen, is I'm gonna have to get the City Engineer back over to look at what we've done, and to tell hysterical!contractor that no, he doesn't need to sister in ten joists, and no, he doesn't have to rip out the sill all along the wall in order to repair the rotted part, and no, he doesn't have to mess with the non-load-bearing joist that's there as a remnant of a past alteration to the house. Maybe then he'll just do what we're asking him to do, and not generate three times more work on us! Because damn it, I want that hole in my house CLOSED NOW, thanks! * Godric's still having his marking issues. I've had to start giving him time outs in the cat carrier, nose to nose with the puddles whenever I find them, and I hate that. I SO do not want to develop an aversion connection to the cat carrier, but I've got no better way, shy of beating the snot out of him regularly, to convince him not to wander the house pissing on things. And I know it's not just a UTI, painful peeing, avoiding the catbox thing, because if that were the case, he wouldn't come back to spots again and again after I've cleaned them up. The little freak might just have to start spending his time on a leash if he doesn't stop this. It's not my prefered solution, but it's better than violence, and if he can't be trusted out of my sight, then perhaps he shouldn't be getting out of my sight at all. * And this has been a whole big post of complaining, I realize. Sorry about that. So let me think of some good things now. * I spent some time yesterday reconstructing the text I'd lost on Tempus Fugitive when Vajra went all BSOD on me. It's not ready yet to post, but at least that's moving forward again. * Dahn looks like she might eat, if I dangle a rat for her soon, and given that she's in for a couple rapid-fire sheds to heal up from her headwound, that counts as a good thing. * My Christmas Cactus is blooming. * I have finally finished my spider web parasol finally. It took me something like six months, and three spindles of beading thread, but this ain't half bad for a two dollar costume shop parasol rehab, if I do say so myself. * If there's anybody semi-local who'd be interested in coming up to Troy and costume-crashing the Victorian Stroll this weekend, but who might need a bit of crash space, I have it to offer. There's a queen bed, and room for at least four air mattresses before we even have to put folks onto couches. rikibeth, slipjig, liamstliam, I am looking at you... * Sirocco is fat, happy, and squeaktastic. Cyrene is beautiful, and hardly farts at all. Mythril is... pooping just fine, thanks. Hilfy is able to quack like a duck on command. And brother Godric drinks of the water of the toilet and knows nothing, as usual, so that's the Faithful accoounted for. * Dominus is getting flung in with the big fish more and more often these days. It's freaking him out a little bit to be having meetings where elected officials could easily be facing him across the table, but I know he's good for it. I take last weekend's bald eagle sighting as a good sign on his behalf. And that's enough babble outta me for the day, methinks. It's time now to get something done with the day that remains. AVAUNT! 4 comments|post comment

But it was nothing that a tenner and a bullet couldn't fix... [03 Dec 2009|01:12pm] cluegirl So weird dreams for me lately. Earlier this week, I dreamed that while waiting in line at a doctor's office, another patient attacked me, and bit me (or stabbed me, I can't actually recall which, because in true dream logic, I discounted the injury as irrelevant once I'd walked away from the attacker,) right over my dragonfly tattoo that's on my sacrum. That tattoo was my self-gift for finishing my first novel, and the kanji in it (Kessin) stand for "determination", though I didn't remember that it was there in the dream. While waiting in that same line later in the week, I learned that the same man who had attacked me, had then been allowed to remain in the waiting room after I'd shaken him off and left, and that he had later attacked and severely beaten the doctor I'd been there to see. And THAT freaked me out. And THAT woke me up, too -- that weird logic disconnect. I do recall that the attacker looked not unlike Charles Manson, assuming he'd been living under a bridge for the past 30 years, instead of in a supermax. Then last night, I dreamed that Dave Grohl gave me a pedicure. I KNOW! Look, I'm not even a Foo Fighters fan. At all. But somehow in the dream, he and I were good enough buddies that I felt comfortable lounging around his bedroom with my shoes off, and didn't bat an eye when he took it upon himself to fix my toenails. Which he then snapped off in one go, like they were those plastic press-on nails that come joined together in a package, and have at them with a friggin dremel tool! Okay, I did kind of flinch when he broke all my toenails off my foot in one go, but when I realized that it hadn't hurt (just felt a little cold) and that the nail beds weren't particularly sensitive without the nails, I just shrugged it off, and watched him work. He tossed each one to me once he'd got it shaped down to where he liked it, but I didn't know how to put them back on again, since they didn't want to stick properly. I think I just tucked them into my pocket or something. I do know that he got distracted or interrupted halfway through though, and so he never did the other foot. What the actual fuck, subconscious? Are we exploring new fetish territory or something? Because I gotta tell ya, my waking mind is STILL squicking out about exposed nail beds and toe nails in my pocket, and ZOMG!shiverrrrr! Taking feet as a metaphor for foundation, and toenails as a protection element, I still can't work out what the fuck Dave Grohl has to do with anything! My brain: It's a silly place. post comment

Kinky Kristmas Art: Mystical Mistletoe (Ron/Hermione/Harry) [03 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lee_west From: A Masterful Member! Title: Mystical Mistletoe Characters/Pairings: Ron, Hermione, Harry Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Orgy, Weasleys, Someone dressed as Santa, Bewitched Mistletoe Other Warnings: none Artist's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! But watch out for suspicious looking mistletoe! ( Mystical Mistletoe [NWS Art!] ) 33 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Give Her What She Wants (Draco/Hermione) [03 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: snegurochka_lee From: A Magical Member! Title: Give Her What She Wants Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Included: Requested kink: BDSM - D/s oriented. Also included, semi-bondage, domination, public sex, voyeurism, exhibitionism, humiliation, dirty talk, name-calling. Other Warnings: No other warnings applicable. Word Count: 3700 Summary/Description: Hermione missed out on the dinner party because she was otherwise occupied, since Draco gave her exactly what she wanted and more. Author's Notes: Prompt was "after the party guests go home". Dear mystery prompter, you asked for some consensual kink, preferably with a dominant Draco. That's my favorite kind. >:D Hope you enjoy! ( Give Her What She Wants ) 18 comments|post comment

It's our birthday present, Precious... [02 Dec 2009|07:30pm] cluegirl I went out and spent my birfday munnies today. Frivolously, thank you very much. ( Here's what I got myself: ) 3 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: Taking Advantage (Severus/Sirius) [02 Dec 2009|11:45am] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: allaboutkink From: A Masterful Member! Title: Taking Advantage Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius, James Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Included: Wanting someone you don't want to want, hate!sex, dub-con Other Warnings: First time Word Count: 2295 Summary/Description: Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so. Author's Notes: I was bunnied just reading the prompt, although this isn't my usual kind of fic. ( Taking Advantage ) 20 comments|post comment

Kinky Kristmas Fic: In the Eye of the Beholder (Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore) [02 Dec 2009|12:00pm] daily_deviant [dd_mods] Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ceria From: A Magnificent Member! Title: In the Eye of the Beholder Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con. Word Count: 1,224 Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike. Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, S. ( In the Eye of the Beholder ) 16 comments|post comment

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